Terms & Conditions

 DISCLAIMER

By purchasing or using a SLIPSTREAM, you agree to the following:

“The Company” refers to SLIPSTREAM Enterprises LLC (an Arizona limited liability company), and all of its members, employees, agents, heirs and assigns. “SLIPSTREAM” refers to any product, in whole or in part, which is manufactured, sold, distributed, given away or otherwise provided by The Company.

“You” means you and anyone else that orders, purchases, takes or keeps in any way, and/or uses in any way, any SLIPSTREAM . You warrant and represent to The Company that you fully understand and fully agree that:

(a) A SLIPSTREAM is intended to dispense champagne or sparkling wine rapidly into the body so that quick intoxication may occur;

(b) use of a SLIPSTREAM may result in the user’s blood-alcohol level, level of intoxication, and rate of intoxication to be high, and the user’s blood-alcohol level and level and rate of intoxication may be greater than they would be if the same amount of absinthe were ingested by the user without the use of the SLIPSTREAM ;

(c) By using a SLIPSTREAM , the user accepts and assumes all risks in any way associated with the use of a SLIPSTREAM, including, but not limited to, the risks of drowning or choking, and the risk of becoming intoxicated and all risks in any way associated with intoxication, including injury and death;

(d) The risks and the inability to fully appreciate the risks associated with the application or use of a SLIPSTREAM increase as the user’s level of intoxication increases, and a user may become extremely intoxicated and not realize it;

(e) The use of a SLIPSTREAM to dispense alcohol to anyone under the age allowed by law, and the consumption of alcohol by anyone underage, is illegal;

(f) Driving while under the influence of any alcoholic beverage is dangerous and illegal;

(g) SLIPSTREAM, LLC is not responsible for the over-consumption of alcohol while using the SLIPSTREAM.

(h) Anyone consuming alcohol with the SLIPSTREAM does so with the understanding that he or she is solely responsible for the amount consumed, and does so at his or her own risk.

(i) ***The SLIPSTREAM will NOT be used to drink any alcoholic beverages other than absinthe and water.

(j) Under no circumstances will any person other than the user control the rate at which beverages are dispensed from the SLIPSTREAM. The user will have full control of their consumption from the SLIPSTREAM

(k) SLIPSTREAM LLC is not responsible for any damages associated with the consumption or over-consumption of alcohol. This includes, but is not limited to, damage to oneself or others, damage to property, and involvement in illegal activities during or after consumption.

(l) SLIPSTREAM, LLC is not responsible for illness or injury associated with the use of the SLIPSTREAM, including from use, misuse, accident, or otherwise.

(m) SLIPSTREAM, LLC is not responsible for illness, injury, or death resulting from uncleanliness of the SLIPSTREAM. You are responsible for keeping your SLIPSTREAM sanitary, especially if sharing it with others.

(n) If you share the SLIPSTREAM with others, you are responsible for enforcing these conditions of agreement with them.

(o) You will follow the instructions for the proper us of the SLIPSTREAM provided below.

(p) If you sell or gift the SLIPSTREAM, you will provide this Agreement and Disclaimer to the recipient.

(q) YOU SHALL HOLD THE COMPANY HARMLESS AND RELEASE THE COMPANY FROM ANY CLAIMS OF ANY NATURE, ANY CAUSES OF ACTION, AND ANY DEMANDS FOR INJURIES, DAMAGES OR OTHER LIABILITIES (INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO CLAIMS FOR DAMAGES TO PROPERTY, CLAIMS FOR PHYSICAL OR PSYCHOLOGICAL INJURIES, OR CLAIMS FOR WRONGFUL DEATH) WHICH HAVE BEEN MADE, COULD HAVE BEEN MADE IN THE PAST, OR MIGHT BE MADE IN THE FUTURE AGAINST THE COMPANY DUE TO ANY APPLICATION OR USE OF ANY CHAMBONG BY YOU OR ANYONE ELSE, REGARDLESS OF WHETHER SUCH APPLICATIONS, USES AND/OR DAMAGES WERE INTENDED OR UNINTENDED, OR FORESEEABLE OR UNFORESEEABLE; AND

(r) YOU EXPRESSLY WAIVE ANY RIGHTS YOU MAY HAVE UNDER THE PROVISIONS OF ANY STATE

OR FEDERAL LAW PROVIDING IN SUBSTANCE THAT RELEASES SHALL NOT EXTEND TO EITHER CLAIMS, DAMAGES, OR INJURIES WHICH ARE UNKNOWN OR UNSUSPECTED TO EXIST AT THE TIME THEY ARE RELEASED. YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR COMPLYING WITH ANY AND ALL LAWS, WHETHER THEY ARE FEDERAL, STATE, OR LOCAL – PERTAINING TO THE OWNERSHIP, POSSESSION, AND OR USE OF ANY OF OUR PRODUCTS.

PROPER USE OF THE SLIPSTREAM

Failure to follow these warnings may cause the product to suddenly fracture into many small pieces which could result in property damage or serious personal injury from cuts or burns. Scratches from certain cleaning materials and utensils, impact damage or other misuse can weaken glassware causing unexpected breakage immediately or at a later date when exposed to sudden temperature changes.

(a) The SLIPSTREAM should only be filled with alcohol and water. Filling the SLIPSTREAM with any other liquid constitutes a misuse of the product.

(b) Do not fill the SLIPSTREAM past the fill line (Logo) labeled on the product.

(c) CLEAN WITH PLASTIC OR NYLON NON-SCRATCH PADS OR CLEANSERS. Wash your straw glass in dishwashing soap and water. For stubborn, baked-on food, soak glass then use non-scratch cleansers and scrub pads intended for glass ovenware. Glass SLIPSTREAM are dishwasher safe.

(d) AVOID SEVERE TEMPERATURE CHANGES. Do not add liquid to a hot dish. Handle hot dishes with a dry cloth or potholder. Never place hot glass on wet or cold surfaces.

(e) AVOID IMPACT WITH HARD OBJECTS. Sharp knives or utensils may scratch and weaken glass. Do not use if chipped, cracked, or noticeably scratched.

For “Instructions on SLIPSTREAM® use” please visit this link:
http://www.slipstreamabsinthe.com/instructions